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if any american director tries to take on these films…………………….. they will fail….without a doubt.

so…

today someone got murdered by waitrose, there were forensic people in all white suits and everything… like being in an episode of the bill.

 

on the upside i got polaroid film for nye, i hope something good happens. i also gave lizzie a bath as she smelt rank, and now she smells of horrible dog shampoo, you win some…you loose some. and me and my mum watched mamma mia, first time id ever watched it, and i forgot how many ABBA songs i know off by heart!

film day

14.59

so, christmas was awesome as ever. apart from having to work on christmas eve and boxing day . but i got lots of nice things and it was very…. nice!

and yesterday me and ben went on a major shopping trip to london. oh selfridges. we also went to ‘the diner’  and ate to the point of nearly throwing up!

& today we went to tiffanys and ate untill we nearly threw up again! i also raided zaavi. and at this moment in time i am watching ‘smiley face’ it has anna faris in it and is a typical stoner film. its really quite good, BUT it is making me want to get seriously stoned and walk around town in a haze……good times!

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last night i watched this film, it was one of the best christmas films ive seen in a while.

it was just so good! a mix of  step mum/ love actually/ meet the pearents. just perfect really. im going to go and find it in hmv brb.

today

work work and more work. i served a lady today that smelt so bad it made my eyes water and she stunk out the shop. she bought three types of dildos and a anal plug, she was fat and was missing a load of teeth, she also had a walking stick. she also bought some cherry flavoured lube. lovley.

‘if you wear the wrong bra size you can get breast cancer’ people are morons.

 

but on the bright side i got to see amelie and edwardo, i called edwardo a dick allot and loved amelie loads. we had mulled wine and amelie made cakes!

 

 

Good morning

today:

 

curly sue 11.55- 1.55

casper 1.55-3.45

E.T 3.45-6.00

thank you very much itv for providing me with perfect entertainment today. This is the best part of christmas, amazing family films (apart from ET, one of the scariest films i have viewed…ever…….Irrational fear of aliens), good food, and being warm.

also today i have been looking through loads of old photos from my photobucket account. its always so weird to see how much everything/everyone changes!

 

 

 

the beach days were amazing…………”truth of my youth”

saturday 20th december

hello, today i wanted to rip out my womb. it made me think i was going to die ….. but i didnt.

this is the rat pack in a film called robin and the 7 hoods, it’s very good and makes everyone feel very nice….

listen to old elton john, onslaught, or dusty springfield……..or die.